Jeff: What’s your favorite color?
Jeff: Blue and red
Jeff: Oh..*disgusted sneer* typical colors..ANYWAYS..why are you giving yourself an interview?
Jeff: Because..I wanted something to post..and I just came up with this idea.
Jeff: So you are conceited?
Jeff: No..not really..
Jeff: SHUT UP AND STOP LYING. I KNOW YOU ARE. *PUNCH*
Jeff: O.O I’M NOT LYING..*THROWS CHAIR AT*
Jeff: *SHOOTS LEGO FROM GUN AT*
Jeff: *Tosses metal chair at*