First off, I’m horrible at titles. And excuse any misspellings, becusse stupid android doesnt fix stuff for me.. and im also not bothering to add apostrophes.
Secondly, if you dont have a sense of humor, get out. Like, rght now. Bye. Now for the people left.. you can just keep on reading..:D
Christians: GOD IS ALL POWERFUL.. IF U DONT BELIEVE IN HIM, GET RDY FOR HELL FOR ETERNITY.. THATS LIKE, FOREVER SO..
Buddists: Be careful with what you do..or karma will strike you like a copperback..
Veggitarianist: VEGGIES..WOOHOO…worship them.! THEY ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS THAT WILL SAVE US FROM THE DINO APOCALYPSE!!!!
Atheist: GOD ISNT REAL..NONE OF THAT SHIZZ IS REAL..YOU CAN’T PROVE ITS REAL..STUPID BOOK READERS.. I BET U DONT BELIEVE IN CURIOUS GEORGE..SO WHY SHOULD U BELIEVE IN THE BIBLE?
Mirrorist: Follow the teachings of the mirror.. a.k.a. MEEEEEEEE
Terrorist: I’LL SO RATHER KILL MYSELF WITHOUT GETTING ANYTHING IN RETURN..LIKE, IM SO SELFLESS LIKE THAT..
[Insert religion here]: erm, hello.. im a [insert religion here]…
I can’t think of any other religions right now.. so the insert religion thing…
-Jeff-
Note: This post was not to offend anyone..
Almost Perfect. Almost. 